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في واحد محشش انصلخ الكفر عليه جاته الدوريه قال اششششششش الكفر نائم[/b][/center]
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في خروف عليه خط أحمر لييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييه ؟قليل الدسم[/b][/center]
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فيه واحد محشش ...مسكوه الشرطه سالوه ليش عيونك حمر؟قال:ابد شارب شاني وانا منسدح.[/b][/center]
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فيه واحد يلحق ضب ليش؟ يحسبه بكمون[/b][/center]
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في واحد زوجوه قام الصبح قال لامه : يمه تكفين خليها تنام عندنا بكرة بعد .[/b][/center]
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قروي مع زوجته يوم تزوجوا راحوا يقضون شهر العسل ، وهو جالس معها
على البحر لقاها سرحانة ، قال لها : وشفيك سرحانة عني ؟ قالت : اتخيل لو ان
البحر مرق وش يكفيه من لحم !! ؟؟ قال : لاوانتي الصادقة ، قولي من وين يبي
يجيبون خبز علشان يغطون ؟ [/b][/center]
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واحد قروي .. ركب مع تكسي، ركب زوجته قدام علشان السواق ما يناظرها بالمراية [/b][/center]
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واحد محشش ......يطالع في واحد فوق عينه حبة خال..... ويقول له : بالله عليك هذي عين والا غين ؟ [/b][/center]
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دودة راحت تستحم لقيت الميه مقطوعه حكت شو يعني ... إندوِّد !!! [/b][/center]
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ذات يوم سال احد ناس جحا ما هى اقصر طرق الى مستشفى قال قف فى وسط طريق وستجد نفسك فى مستشفى[/b][/center]
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محشش مدخل راسه في قفص أسد قاله الحارس: أبعد عنه... قال 'لا تخاف بشوفه بس ماني ماكله!!!! [/b][/center]
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- الكرة الأرضية
طلب المعلم من أحد طلابه أن يرسم الكرة الأرضية فبدأ الرسم حتى وصل لمنتصف الكرة فرأى المعلم الطالب يتصبب عرقا!
فسأله لماذا تعرق؟
فأجابه قائلا:لا تنس يا أستاذ اني وصلت لخط الإستواء.[/b][/center]
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