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قروي مع زوجته يوم تزوجوا راحوا يقضون شهر العسل ، وهو جالس معها
على البحر لقاها سرحانة ، قال لها : وشفيك سرحانة عني ؟ قالت : اتخيل لو ان
البحر مرق وش يكفيه من لحم !! ؟؟ قال : لاوانتي الصادقة ، قولي من وين يبي
يجيبون خبز علشان يغطون ؟ [/b][/center]
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محشش مدخل راسه في قفص أسد قاله الحارس: أبعد عنه... قال 'لا تخاف بشوفه بس ماني ماكله!!!! [/b][/center]
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- الكرة الأرضية
طلب المعلم من أحد طلابه أن يرسم الكرة الأرضية فبدأ الرسم حتى وصل لمنتصف الكرة فرأى المعلم الطالب يتصبب عرقا!
فسأله لماذا تعرق؟
فأجابه قائلا:لا تنس يا أستاذ اني وصلت لخط الإستواء.[/b][/center]
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[center][color:b80e=SeaGreen]اهلا
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