نكت جامدة طحن

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مرة واحد محشش لقي كنز قال: كويس فاضل الخريطة!![/b][/center]
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واحد يقول لولده : يا ولدي أنا نويت اخطب لك

رد عليه الولد : لا والله يا يبه شكرا أنا من شفت ذوقك في أمي وأنا غاسل يدي[/b][/center]
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فيه واحد يسكر الثلاجة شوي شوي ...تدرون ليش متعقد منو يطفي الليت داخل
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اتنين مساطيل راكبين سياره خبطو واحد ...
المسطول السائق قال : لي التاني روح شوفه مات...
المسطول نزل حالته صعبه جداً قاله: ارجع ارجع يمين يسار بس كدا مات[/b][/center]
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وحده حلمت أن محشش يلحقها قالت له وش تبي؟ قال مدري عنك أنتي اللي تحلمين [/b][/center]
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/**الزوجة : إنت دايما شايل صورتى معاك و رايح بيها المكتب ...ليه؟
الزوج: لما بلاقى مشكلة مهما كانت معقدة ببص لصورتك ألاقيها اتحلت على طول.
الزوجة: شايف أنا شكثر مهمة بالنسبالك.
الزوج: أيوة...اشوف فى صورتك و أقول لنفسى " إيه المشكلة اللى ممكن تكون أكبر من دى؟
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فيل ونمله ماشين على البحر... فجأه الفيل رمى نفسه فى البحر ليه ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟....... أخو النمله جاى وراهم[/b][/center]
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واحد غبي كل الناس بتقول له يا حمار ، فقام في مرة قال لهم بلاش
كلمة حمار دي سموني حاجة تانية فسموه جحش....فراح لمراته فرحان بيقول لها
مش الناس خلاص سموني جحش .. قالت له وهي غضبانة.....اتنيل م انت بكره تكبر
وتبقي حمار تاني[/b][/center]
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قملتان في رأس واحد أصلع وحدة بتقول
إلى أختها أنا
عطشانه الثانيه قالت لها أسكتي أحنا
ماشين في صحره[/b][/center]
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سأل الشرطي إمرأة تقود السيارة هل رأيت
إشارة المرور
(قف) فأجابته نعم فقال لها إذا لماذا لم
تتوقفي فأجابته
لأنه مكتوب عليها (قف) وليس (قفي)[/b][/center]
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فيه ذبانه دخلت غرفه شباب محششين واخر
الليل قاموا
الشباب يحششون وصكوا الباب انحشرت
الذبانه وقالت اجلس
الين يفكون الباب وبعد ما شفطوا ست سجاير
نزلت عليهم
الذبانه مسفحه تقول جااااااااااااكم
الصقر. [/b][/center]
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المدير للموظف:
- لماذا تغيبت عن العمل بالأمس..؟
الموظف: كان ضرسي يؤلمني بشدة.
المدير: وهل ما زال يؤلمك حتى الآن..؟
الموظف: لست أدري تماماً يا سيدي .. فطاقم أسناني الآن عند الطبيب..!!
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الأول: هل تريد أن أقول لك نكته بالمقلوب..؟!
الثاني: نعم.
الأول: إذن إضحك أولاً ثم أقولها لك..!!
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القاضي: كيف تكسر هذا الكرسي الثقي على رأس حماتك يا رجل..؟
المتهم: أقسم يا سيدي أنني لم أقصد كسر الكرسي..!
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تقابلت نملتان مع فيل.. فقالت واحدة:
- أيها الفيل.. نحن نريد أن نتصارع معك.
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[center][color:9847=Red][b]اهلا
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
مشكورة يا قمر
سلمت ينمناكي يا حلوة
غادوا
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فيه واحد يسكر الثلاجة شوي شوي ...تدرون ليش متعقد منو يطفي الليت داخل
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ههههههههه
اكيدد هاد الشخص مثلي خخخ
ههههههههه
شكرــآ لكي[/color]

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